“A smile is the universal welcome.”

“Everyone smiles in the same language.”

“My health plan doesn’t cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.” -Robert Brault

“I’ve been to the dentist several times, so I know the drill.”

“You don’t have to take care of all of your teeth, only the ones you want to keep!”

“I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?” -Paul Merton

“Wear a smile. One size fits all!”